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(Contains: sexual themes and strong language)
Ding dong!
Who's at the door?
Oh, it's you, Timmy!
Back and wanting more!

The family is gone
Are you wondering why?
Because I want you
To taste my pumpkin pie

Tim, its Halloween
This holiday can't be beat
So I'll turn the tricks
While you receive the treats

My pumpkin has been carved
It's ready to be lit
Please come over here
I'd like to use your wick

Some call it a costume
I call it foreplay
Now cuff yourself, bitch
Or you're gonna pay!

Oh, I'm just kidding!
Don't look so scared.
Use a whip on you?
I would never have dared

I'll be the witch
You'll be the broomstick
The whole house is empty
Location is your pick

The kitchen, good choice
Let's make some heat
I lie on the table and quiver
As I await your meat

You're using fake blood
In lieu of the lube
Rubbing my pumpkin seed
As your mouth finds my boob

My pleasure heightens
As your dick stabs my snatch
You spilled the caramel apples!
I'll have to make another batch

My legs are in the air
During this mutual rape
With my feet near my ears
The legs are gonna break

The house isn't haunted
You're just hearing me moan
Louder and louder
As you thrust your bone

We've fucked all day
You drank from my cup
Now you've collapsed
Because the witching hour's up!

-Lois Griffin
Another tribute to the "horny cheating housewife Lois Griffin" I've sort of created for my friend. She seems to strike only on holidays!

Lois Griffin's St. Patrick's Day Wishes - Drawing: [link] Poem: [link]
Lois Griffin's Christmas Wishes - Drawing: [link] Poem: [link]
Lois Griffin's Thanksgiving Wishes - Drawing: [link] Poem: [link]
Lois Griffin's Valentine's Wishes - Drawing: [link] Poem: [link]
Lois Griffin's New Years Wishes - Poem: [link]
Lois Griffin's Halloween Wishes - Drawing: [link] Poem: [link]
Lois Griffin's Birthday Wishes - Drawing: [link] Poem: [link]
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Morzhalyth Oct 12, 2010
pumpkin pie
magentafreak Oct 12, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Who doesn't have pumpkin pie around Halloween?
This series just cracks me up because obviously there is only one Timmy I know of. GENIUS.
magentafreak Oct 9, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL! Thanks so much! I'm almost done with the drawing that goes with it! It should be posted sometime later today, and it's EPIC!
magentafreak Oct 8, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL.....Thanks! You should see the one I did for Christmas ([link] which is my personal favorite) and the one for New Years ([link]). The one I did for Valentine's Day is the original that sparked this series.. The one I did for Valentine's Day ([link]) is the original that sparked this series.
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